Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
