youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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