My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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