By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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