well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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