Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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