i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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