the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird