Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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