Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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