break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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