doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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