Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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