I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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