Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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