Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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