I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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