I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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