The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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