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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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