STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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