Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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