I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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