She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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