Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I need moral support for this bender
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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