Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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