even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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