the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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