The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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