Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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