North Korea, Best Korea!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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