This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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