dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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