These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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