Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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