Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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