I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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