You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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