at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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