they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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