sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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