Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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