her facebook's as public as her vagina
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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