I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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