I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I have fence marks all over my body
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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