If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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