arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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