He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
