Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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