they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Is it penis luge time yet?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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