Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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