Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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