i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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