If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Watching her eat just hurts me
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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