Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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