420 ftw
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Is it because I queefed?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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